Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!