Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...