Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger