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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...