Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...