yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...