You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...