Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.