A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...