Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...