Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...