Idiots on the computer
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An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...