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What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A mouse organ!
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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
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An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....