My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...