What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...