From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...