Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.