Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....