Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...