A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...