Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...