A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...