Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...