How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...