looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....