Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...