10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...