Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...