The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...