Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...