Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...