We could have been here sooner
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!