Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...