What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...