Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...