Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...