Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...