You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...