Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.