When I get out…..
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You’ve changed my mind
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what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
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Believing in Santa
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Paralyzed
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Crocodile-done-blonde
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Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Finish overseas tour
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Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...