Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.