Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...