Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...