The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...