Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.