Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....