I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....