Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...