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How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
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The eleventh commandment
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Great first parent
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The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...