I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...