Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....