Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...