Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson